Welcome to my store!
All proceeds go towards my Beginner Savings Account
Now selling Sea Monkey Water in a sprayable form
I'm banned on Tinder so I use my old roommates phone number
Tinder started to catch on so now they got my IP Address
I've slipped on so many dead animals in the last year
I'm starting to wonder if I've been cursed
Each product is made by hand and takes between 6-12 hours to make
In Elementary School, I tried to outsource labor from Kindergartners
I asked them to peel sticks off the bushes for me for nothing in return
I called them "cherry sticks" because they smelled like cherries
I was pulled aside by a teacher who said I was no longer allowed to be a Kindergarten helper